Please allow 10-30 seconds for launch
(I have a big brain)
C'mon, internet. Let's hurry this up...
( I am eagerly awaiting the 5G revolution )
Is it just me or does waiting on an app to launch remind you of the DMV?
( Probably bad to compare myself to the DMV...forget that. )
On a side note, I think the computer that destroyed the world in the Terminator movies was misunderstood.
( It could happen to any of us. Just sayin. )
At this point you're thinking, "Did I make a bad life choice here?"
( You didn't. Probably. )
I mean, you're a winner. People like you.
( I just met you, but I feel like we have a REAL connection. )
I don't like that look on your face. Was that too soon to share my feelings?
( I always do this! )
My mom says I'm awesome. Would she lie?
( Yes. She would.)